Humour

A Blessing

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There is a blessing hidden in every trial in life,
but we have to be willing to shut our analytical mind
and open our compassionate heart to see them.

Keep Smiling…

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Speaking lips can reduce any problem, Closed lips can avoid some problems, but smiling lips can solve many problems forever……
so keep Smiling throughout the day..

Isn’t it!

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“A Great thinker was asked,
“What is the meaning of Life?”
*He Replied, “LIFE itself has no meaning, it’s an opportunity to create a meaning.”

Time

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Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good action; try to use ordinary situations.

When time is never ready to wait for us, then why do we always wait for the right time?
No time is wrong to do right things.

LAWS THAT YOU DIDN’T LEARN AT SCHOOL

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1) Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony’s Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac’s Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) Cannon’s Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

5) O’brien’s Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) BELL’S THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY’S LAW:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

9) ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA’S RULE:

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN’S LAW:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

LIFE

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Time has no holiday.. Dreams have no expiry date.. And life has no pause button.
Live it.. Love it..
Enjoy each and every moment of your life….!!

Save only those memories which gives twinkle in your eyes… Not wrinkles on your face…!!

Honesty

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Honesty is not a Spare Wheel that you pull out when in trouble.
It’s a Steering Wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout the life’s journey.